How a 7 year old explains sex? (funniest joke ever,no kidding)?!


Question: This is how a 7 year old explains sex.

Johnny is seven years old and unlike any other boys his age rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did.

The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her.

I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would.

Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty


Answers: This is how a 7 year old explains sex.

Johnny is seven years old and unlike any other boys his age rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did.

The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her.

I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would.

Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty

i've took craps that was funnier then that garbage

its disgusting but its funny =]

Funny. Rather enjoyable. Congrats on sticking it out and writing such a large amount without resorting to abbreviations and the like.

hahahaha love it!

OMG! WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT THAT IT'S NOT A EEL!

ROFL ... thanks :o)

um okeee

I'm 14 and I'm still a virgin. It's not like guys haven't wanted me to do it w/ them, I'm just waiting for the right guy or until I'm married. I don't want to just give it away. I've kissed and made out w/ a few boys. And i flashed my boobs to one during truth or dare, but that's about it. OMG, i've heard this joke before and it's just as funny every time, I read it!!!



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