Dirty little Ghandi?!


Question: Dirty Little Ghandi is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Ghandi answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, , there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well Ghandi, uh, gee , I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Ghandi replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"


Answers: Dirty Little Ghandi is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Ghandi answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, , there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well Ghandi, uh, gee , I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Ghandi replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

brilliant i like the way that chap thinks genuinely lol

lmfao

nice joke, but what ghandi has to do with it!

haha ! Platinum ..... pure Platinum !

Interesting. Thanks.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
merry Christmas

i already read this joke so it is not much fun to me now..

ohh you naughty little devil, pmsl

star time

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lol

yeah much better joke

Best joke i read so far lol. Keep up the good work.

oh my....he is DIRTY!
thanks for the laughs!

ROFLMAO!!!! THIS one is DEFINITELY a "Keeper"

ghandi, sounds as though, "free the weed", knows you well!! lmao

pmsl lol nice.

10/10 must remember that one have a star.



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