Another lil johnny joke!!?!
Question: In math class one day the teacher sees that little Johnny is daydreaming and decides to ask him the next question. " Johnny, if there are three birds on a wire and you shoot one of them, how many are left?" Johnny says none. The teacher asks him to explain.
Little Johnny says, "If you shoot the gun it may hit one bird, but the others will fly away and so you have no birds left."
The teacher smiles and says the answer is two, but I like the way you think.
Johnny asks the teacher if she can solve a problem. The teacher is hesitant because she knows the way Johnny's mind works, but she agrees to answer the question.
"If you have three women sitting on a park bench- one of them is eating a Popsicle - one of them is licking a Popsicle - and one of them is sucking a Popsicle - which one is married?"
The teacher blushes and says, "I guess the one sucking the Popsicle. "
Johnny shakes his head no." It is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
Answers: In math class one day the teacher sees that little Johnny is daydreaming and decides to ask him the next question. " Johnny, if there are three birds on a wire and you shoot one of them, how many are left?" Johnny says none. The teacher asks him to explain.
Little Johnny says, "If you shoot the gun it may hit one bird, but the others will fly away and so you have no birds left."
The teacher smiles and says the answer is two, but I like the way you think.
Johnny asks the teacher if she can solve a problem. The teacher is hesitant because she knows the way Johnny's mind works, but she agrees to answer the question.
"If you have three women sitting on a park bench- one of them is eating a Popsicle - one of them is licking a Popsicle - and one of them is sucking a Popsicle - which one is married?"
The teacher blushes and says, "I guess the one sucking the Popsicle. "
Johnny shakes his head no." It is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
My mother just came into my room and asked me why I was laughing. :D
That's nice.
That's funny! I like it.
oh funny i thought that too
Good one! lol
LMAOO
lol, sick LOL
LMAO!!! What a awesome joke.. have a star!
lol
haha..I love lil' johnny jokes! ^_^
haha
very funny!!!
so funny! lil johnny jokes are the best!
I like the way you think, that was pretty darn funny!!!
heard it b4, its good lol.. heres a star *
LOL, pretty good.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!
LMAO
real funny.
go lil jhonny!
ahahahaha
go johnny!
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lmao little johnny jokes r awsome!