How the first angel ended on top of the Christmas Tree?!


Question: This one year Santa was having a very bad day. His wife didn’t give him none, he had a hangover from the night before, non of the elves were on schedule, the kids were all bitching and whining and unappreciative. He went to have a drink but all the liqure was gone, everyone was demanding that he do something, the house was a mess and he stubbed his toe on a broken toy and so he started to cuss and shout and he was really pissed. Just then the doorbell rang and it was an Angel with a beautiful new Christmas tree. "Where should I put this Santa?" asked the angel


Answers: This one year Santa was having a very bad day. His wife didn’t give him none, he had a hangover from the night before, non of the elves were on schedule, the kids were all bitching and whining and unappreciative. He went to have a drink but all the liqure was gone, everyone was demanding that he do something, the house was a mess and he stubbed his toe on a broken toy and so he started to cuss and shout and he was really pissed. Just then the doorbell rang and it was an Angel with a beautiful new Christmas tree. "Where should I put this Santa?" asked the angel

That joke was OLD at least 40 years ago when I first heard it.

LOL!!!

Do I like this guy(http://the1of-god.skyblog.com ) or have a crush on this guy or what??? I need HELP!!?
I am a freshman and there is this junior that I think is REALLY HOT!!! I cannot stop thinking about him..i always talk about him and whenever I walk pass him i always get this funny feeling in my stomach and whenever I get close to him I cannot stop smiling! But, I have never had a conversation or talked to him before so i barely know what his personality is like (people say he is REALLY nice). Do I like this person or what??? My friends say that I can't like him because i have never really talked to him b4 but I cannot stop thinking about him. What is it???

P.S. I think there are other people in the school that are hot too, but for some reason I cannot stop talking and thinking about this particular person....why is that??

does anyone get this?????

i think thats funny..

OKAY--WHAT EVER

yeah my history teacher told me a slightly different version:
santa was running late one year and just as he reached the corner of the driveway, one of the elves came running up to him. "santa santa, u cant leave yet, we found a bunch of presents that still need to b wrapped" So santa had to get up and help them wrap up all the extra presents. But, when they (hurridly) packed the gifts up, the weight was unevenly distributed and the sleigh broke just as he reached the corner again. "santa, santa" another tiny elf squeeked, "u cant leave yet, u hafta fix the sleigh"so santa had to repair the sleigh. Just as he reached the end of the drive once again, another elf came running up, "santa santa, Mrs. Clause is puking in the bathroom u need to help" So santa had to get down once again and clean up Mrs. C and put her to bed. When he reached the corner for the 4th time, an angel came up to him with a beautiful evergreen tree. "Santa Santa" where should I put this?

Your soooooo funny!



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