Joke???????????!

Question: I need the best joke you ever heard!!! or a youtube video ect...

Answers: I need the best joke you ever heard!!! or a youtube video ect...

dont know if its the best, but good enough -

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink.

Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him, & orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!"
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head!"

Dr. Tran
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-jBa7iBonTk
also anything by the whitest kids you know look up wkuk on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSUy6WG6...

go on youtube and type in fred on the 4th or other videos from fred there funny

Successful Sons

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0U99WIBr...

this is so funny

What did the bull shout when he saw poo?

"Bullshit!" :)

Horror friends!!! Love this! Watch it!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diSBTmDJ_... There you go!! And the girl that recommended Fred, YES, TRULY WATCH IT!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJUnHQ_y... He is JKL productions!!!! Here is JKL production!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQpGDinXg... Hope you like it!!! And here is a joke, to make your day!!!

The problem
There was a snail, a grasshopper, and a centipede.
They were drinking beer, and they ran out. The snail said " I would get it, but I would probably take over 15 hours, due to the fact that I'm slow". The grasshopper said " I would go, but since I hop, it will shake up the bottles of beer, and we will end up spraying ourselves". So, they sent the centipede. It was over 2 hours, and the centipede still didn't come back. So they went looking for him. They found him at the front door, tying his shoes. Have a happy holiday, hope you enjoyed it! Merry Christmas!!!!!!

Nuns misbehaving ...

The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session.

Mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious
frown on her face. She began to speak.....

Mother Superior: "A sinful deed was committed here, yesterday."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "Today I found a pair of men's underwear."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And I also found a condom."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And it has been used."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And there is a hole in it!"

1 nun: "Oh no!"
99 nuns: "Hee, Hee, Hee!!!"

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