What's your Favorite Chuck Norris Fact?!
Question: What is your fav chuck norris fact???????? I personally like
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
and
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the sh*t out of them
Answers: What is your fav chuck norris fact???????? I personally like
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
and
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the sh*t out of them
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and smells like chicken, its chicken. But if Chuck norris says its beef, Its beef.
You know how people wear superman pajamas. well superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding
Chuck norris can divide by zero
Chuck norris broke the speed of sound on land, on a bike with no back wheel and no chain
Chuck norris can slam a revolvoing door.
Theres more at www.chucknorrisfacts.com
wats that
umm idk
That , his career is over.
Chuck Norris trained with Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris sued A&E because he claims Law & Order are trademark names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Why so Bitter?He is a good and decent human being,you won't feel any better for it.
There is no fist under Chuck Norris's beard... only another fist.
That's a hero.
Chuck Norris is the paternal Grandfather of Jesus
CHuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris then Bob Saget comes in, pats his head and gives him a cookie.
lmao
How Chuck Norris has opened a lawsuit to fight jokes like these....no really he's suing
Maybe you need to look up the facts. Chuck Norris has spent a lot of his time to teach kids how drugs can harm them. He as you may know is an Honorary Texas Ranger with the Texas Rangers. He also has karate schools to teach kids among other to protect their selves. After he passes, he will be remembered for his good deeds to society. There are a lot of good things about this man. I hope you meet someone like him in your lifetime.
Good Luck and Happy Holiday's
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
if u were to give chuck norris a penny he would give u back change
when having sex with chuck norris, u cant use a condom. because there's no such thing as protection against chuck norris.
LOL I LOVE THAT ONE
I've always like the fact that Chuck Norris had a career in gay porno movies during the 1970s. He always played the guy who turned up to fix the washing machine at the YMCA.