Tell me a good joke please, no blonde jokes?!
Question: ,my grnadma died and i need a good joke???
Answers: ,my grnadma died and i need a good joke???
my grandma passed away two days ago. i hope you are feeling better anyway.
here's a joke i posted a while ago:
> > At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
> > "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow
> taller than guys?"
> > A student replied: "That's because guys have balls
> and that weighs them down."
> > Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend
> to grow taller than gals?"
> > Student: "That's because gals have breasts and
> they are heavier than the guy's balls."
take care and have a lovely christmas anyway
why didn't the skeleton cross the street?
Because he didn't have the guts!!!
not so funny but at least I hope it made u smile
sorry about your grandma....
Sorry to her about your grannie....
Blind man was given a cheese grater for Christmas, by his best mate...4 days later the mate sees the bland man in a shop returning the cheese grater. He asks him why he is returning such a good quality cheese grater...
The blind man waves his hands a t his friend and says it was the most violent book he'd ever read in his life!
All the best ;-)
Naming The Twins
Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
Hope you feel better. =)
best wishes for your grandma and your family,
this is a racist joke, but its pretty funny.
why does beyonce always go to the left to the left?
because black people have no rights
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
sorry about your loss... and ironically the nature of the joke...
Whats a good joke with out it being a blond joke
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation and said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it.'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got
there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top