Joke ~~~ What airline?!
Question: A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?￡
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh, Easy Jet!!"
Answers: A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?￡
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh, Easy Jet!!"
That was really funny Fidgety although I suspect it might go over a few peoples heads!(Excuse the pun,but you know what I mean!!!)
Have a good Christmas and keep posting those funny jokes.
Bint.
That was actually quite funny... I don't understand Easy Jet - why do they have that show (is it Airline?) when all it does is make them look awful?!
LOL!!! goooood!!
Funny! 100!
hahahahaha
haha
typical customer service on easy jet.wtf are you waiting for the flight is closed f.o. lol.
funny!!
hahhahahaha!!
lol that is a pretty good joke.
hey nice one *
I would not be surprised if she was shugging a Japanese Airlines pilot named Mi Li
lol....funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
More like Hard *** jet..lol