Friendly joke?!


Question: Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his *****. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"


The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".


Answers: Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his *****. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"


The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".

wow friendly Joke umm not really but hey u made me and my brothers laugh

no

not even a little bit

i don get et... THIS 1 es funny: so tear es 2 muffens en de oven, 1 say boy! es hot en hair! nother say ahh! un taking muffen!

Is this really a question?

Cute...

A) This isn't a question.

B) This isn't a "Friendly joke."

if you pet him first he probably won't let you lick his ****, no no, no petting first.

I don't get it

LOL! Funny stuff.......
:)

it's a little funny

haa! i dont think id tell someone that unless ur kinda close.

ummmmm..........................

hahaha. It wasn't bad guys!

wtf?

Bad, Very Bad. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

ok it's slightly funny in a way!

I understand it-at first i didnt get it.

but now i understand, nice joke =0

uh...ok

That's pretty funny! Here's another 1:

There is this girl who goes to a Religious class on weekends. On Monday she tells her teacher she learned the Jonas was eaten by a whale.
The teacher says that that is impossible because a whales neck is to thin to do that.
The little girl says when she goes to heaven she is going to ask Jonas himself.
And the teacher said what if he's not in Heaven? What if he's in Hell?
The little girl said WELL THEN YOU CAN ASK HIM!

LOL enjoy Happy Holidays!

ohhhh thats a really good one its funny and humorous................................... you really need a joke book bud that is disturbing

funny heres a star



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