Nicer joke?Accident?!


Question: A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the cops".


Answers: A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the cops".

I really like this. I am going to copy and paste and send to a couple of my friends and relatives

lol, it's koay

me

The woman is smart.

I've heard the same joke but with two members of the Armed Forces... usually a Marine and someone from the Air Force.

Lol that guy got played haha

That would suck...

lol its alright

i got a joke its too long so just go hre
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HAHAHAH lmao this joke is so funny where did u get this joke from? plz tell me the website

5 * joke i can tell my kids.

That is nasty (but might actually work if you get into an accident with a stupid-enough person)..

Yeah, I've heard that one before.

ROFL

Heard it before and STILL love it!
Girl Power!!!!

haha
didnt get it at first but now i do
lol

Sucks to be him.
Sneaky, sneaky.

sorta ok

lol nicee

haha..smart lady!!

Good one. I will have to remember it.

har har har!

haha
haaaaaaaaahahahahaahah
i like it



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