Any good jokes out there?!
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This is really not a joke but more like a riddle........ and of course i think u've heard this be4.
say fort
now say it three times
spell it twice
say it two more times
now what do we eat soup with?
if the one that answers says Fork....... well i guess it's funny
I went to a Thai restaurant last night .
the man at the next table choked on a cravat
YOUR MOMMA SO STUP*D, SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE & STARVE TO DEATH
If your house gets 15 miles to the gallon, then you might be a redneck.
A man had a clothes hanger in his hand and was trying to get his keys. Another man walks up and says lock your keys in the car? To which the first man replied "Nope just got my car washed and i'm hangin it up to dry. HERE'S YOUR SIGN
Mexican is at border
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?