Last one before bed, A bit naughty?!
Question: A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to
his doctor for help.
The doctor said "When you feel like you're getting ready to ejaculate, try
startling yourself."
So that same day the man went into a store and bought himself a starter
pistol, and three blank cartridges for it (looking ahead for the week!) then
ran home to his wife. When he got home he found his wife was already in
bed, naked, and obviously "up for it"... as the two of them began they found
themselves in the 69 position, and the man - moments later - felt the sudden
urge
to ejaculate, so he quickly fired the starter pistol.
The next day the man went back to the doctor, who asked him: "So how did it
go, then?"
The man answered: "Not that well.. when I fired the pistol my wife shat on
my face, bit three inches off *******, and my neighbour came out of the
wardrobe with his hands in the air!"
Answers: A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to
his doctor for help.
The doctor said "When you feel like you're getting ready to ejaculate, try
startling yourself."
So that same day the man went into a store and bought himself a starter
pistol, and three blank cartridges for it (looking ahead for the week!) then
ran home to his wife. When he got home he found his wife was already in
bed, naked, and obviously "up for it"... as the two of them began they found
themselves in the 69 position, and the man - moments later - felt the sudden
urge
to ejaculate, so he quickly fired the starter pistol.
The next day the man went back to the doctor, who asked him: "So how did it
go, then?"
The man answered: "Not that well.. when I fired the pistol my wife shat on
my face, bit three inches off *******, and my neighbour came out of the
wardrobe with his hands in the air!"
ROFLMAO! When I read that joke, and pictured what happened, I almost peed my pants! hahahahah.
LOL!!!!!! That was hilarious!
Hahaha! Not naughty enough.
hahahahahahahah wtf haha oh **** i needed that today, thanks!
hahahaha
Good joke.............I'm still laughing
lol thats funny
Hahahahahahaha! this is brilliant!
Rofl!
Who told you about that was it my wife? Tell me now! Just kiddin' very funny I'm still laughing.
hahahahaha lol thats funny...great joke ...thanks and good night xx
Cheers 4 this.. found it very funny.. g'nite.. happy christmas..x
Cute, Abbs
Wow...dirty. But funny.
better hide carpy's pistol then, dont want any accidents before our wedding, pmsl hun
star time
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hey, leave my starter out of this yer hear
star ann
Naughty, naughty!!!
Very funny!! :)
That was really funny!!!
Brilliant hun...loved it lol
good one ha ha ,,,,
v good i just p1ssed myself
bang on .lol
hilarious.
Merry Christmas.
hehehe poor guy, specially if he wernt well hung in the first place lol