Can't get into Heaven.?!
Question: Three couples were good friends and went on vacation together in a private plane. Sadly, the plane crashed and all three couples were killed instantly. Upon arrival to the pearly gates the first couple went up to St.Peter he looked at the couple and said " Sorry Joe, you can't come in, you have spent your life so obsessed with money, you would not marry until you found a girl named Penny. Good Bye ."
The second couple went up to St. Peter and he looked at them and said "Sorry, Dave you can't come in, You have spent you life so obsessed with alcohol that you would not marry until you found a woman named Brandy. Good Bye."
The third couple looked at each and Jim said come on we don't have a chance, Fanny.
Answers: Three couples were good friends and went on vacation together in a private plane. Sadly, the plane crashed and all three couples were killed instantly. Upon arrival to the pearly gates the first couple went up to St.Peter he looked at the couple and said " Sorry Joe, you can't come in, you have spent your life so obsessed with money, you would not marry until you found a girl named Penny. Good Bye ."
The second couple went up to St. Peter and he looked at them and said "Sorry, Dave you can't come in, You have spent you life so obsessed with alcohol that you would not marry until you found a woman named Brandy. Good Bye."
The third couple looked at each and Jim said come on we don't have a chance, Fanny.
ROFL both me and my mom...
That is funny..ha ha ha ha
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this is a good one=]
LOL!!!!!!!!!
hahahah teehee teehee yahooo wow lol
iwould of thought it would be "come on, we have a chance fanny"
very funny joke!!!!
lol! here's a star!