In need of a Haircut....funny?!
Question: A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
Answers: A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
Oh sooo Funny!!!
I was expecting him to be avoiding a trim...not looking for one!!!
LMhineyO!!!!!
LOL Smart hahahahahahaha :-) where did you get that joke?
is it his dad or something?
brother?
Funny! Ouch.
that`s a good un,,,ha ha
lol...funny
Funny. And some of the answerers didn't get it. Maybe they just aren't dirty enough...
LMAO!!!!ROFL!!THATS FUNNY!!!
omg that was good! ha ha.
LMFAO I GET IT!! Either the guy robs the barber or is having a affair with his wife/girlfriend.. AHAHAHA, good one
Funny! 10!
very funny star4u
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
ha ha lmao!!
LOL!!! Excellent!!! :D
was it a short cut.lol
ROFL!!!! 10/10
hahaha, very funny indeed.
pmsl thats one clever guy
hehe all the fun with the barbers Mrs...!
THAT WAS FUNNY STAR.
Great joke thanks lol
Mean, just plain mean! lol.