The Big Sale...funny?!
Question: It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses.
On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the damn store!"
Answers: It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses.
On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the damn store!"
very good i really can't remember ever hearing this one very funny star4u
Very funny
Hahaha! Nice! I never heard that one before. Did you make these up? It's funny.
Best answer me please-- I'm trying to get my points up.
Very good one.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
very funny
i'll give you a star.
keep em comin
HAHA funny :)
Hahahaha
*starred*
Good One
Serves him right for being late to open the store
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
Lol 10/10
lol
LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh.
thats a good one.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
haha funny !!!
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haha amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent!!! xD xD xD
Very funny!!!
was this true perchance?
LOL
whoo love it lol.
thats funny i am still laughing.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA
star 4 u !
ROFL!!! That was good! Sounds like this past weekend!
thats funny
Hehehehe...that was funny.
Excellent
Funny ! (*)
Lol Honey loved it,hope you dont mind if I send it to my cousin in the USA,here have a star.xxxx
That ones got me LMAO, good one. lol.