The Businessman...funny?!
Question: A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner." "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"
Answers: A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner." "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"
lol the businessman doesnt realize that his wife is cheating on him lmfao nice one star4u
he's a stupid! he doesn't know anything!
very good lol
Very good
ha ha, brilliant!! I can't believe he suggested his lover use his wife's diaghragm though, thats gross!
because she knew that you're flirting with you secretary!! I told her so!!
Was the businessman blond??? xD
Poor, trusting husband.
LoL!!!
For some the world revolves around them!!!...wonder what wifiees doing!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha HA :)
very good.lol
either she knew or she's cheating.
hahaha a blonde businessman lol
LMAO! classic!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
That's the trouble with wives's - no sense of humour!
hahaha, very funny.
Very funny Bravo! (*)
hahaha the poor husband.
good one.
Ouch! lol.