Who has the best little Johnny joke?!
Question: Rules:
1. Can't be a 1 liner
2. Only one joke per person
3.Cannot be seen repeatedly on Y! Answers
4.Must be a Little Johnny joke.
Winner gets 13 pts. (1 for thumbs up, 2 for answer, 10 for best answer)
I have seen some good ones but I know someone has a better one somewhere
Answers: Rules:
1. Can't be a 1 liner
2. Only one joke per person
3.Cannot be seen repeatedly on Y! Answers
4.Must be a Little Johnny joke.
Winner gets 13 pts. (1 for thumbs up, 2 for answer, 10 for best answer)
I have seen some good ones but I know someone has a better one somewhere
Little Johnny's teacher passed out red lifesavers to all the kids in class as part of her lesson on the 5 senses. She told all the children to use whatever sense of perception they could to figure out the flavor. Some kids smelled them, some pointed out the color, but everyone eventually tasted them. Finally a little girl raised her hand and said, "is it cherry?" "Yes it is" said the teacher. Next she passed out purple grape lifesavers to everyone. The children examined and tasted the candy until a little boy put his hand in the air and announced, "it's grape!" "Good job" said the teacher. For the last one, she passed out yellow honey-flavored lifesavers. All the kids examined, smelled, and tasted the candy, but no one had a guess. The teacher offered a hint. She said, "it's something your mommy and daddy may call you." Little Johnny immediately screamed, "spit it out everybody, it's asshole!"
One day an insurance salesman knocked on the door. Little Johnny answered the door and was asked if his mother was home.
Little Johnny said, "No, she's at the w***e house."
The salesman asked if she was a prostitute, and Little Johnny replied, "No, she's a substitute. She only works Wednesdays and Fridays during the rush."
The salesman replied, "Well, I'll be a son-of-a-****."
Little Johnny said, "Heck, I'm a son-of-a-**** too, but I don't go around knocking on doors telling folks."
little Johnny was in school.one day and the teacher said we are going to have a quiz today.so she asked does anyone know what the thing on barn roofs are called with n .e.s.w. little Johnny raises his hand and says i know teacher. the teacher says OK johnny what is it johnny says its a weather vane.the says that's right and does any one know what animal they put on a weather vane little johnny raises his hand again and says i know teacher so the teacher says OK johnny what is it little johnny says its a c-ck the teacher says that's right johnny and then asks does anyone know why they put a c-ck on a weather vane and once again little johnny raises his hand and says i know teacher and the teacher looks around to see if anyone else can answer and no one else raises their hand so she says ok johnny why do they put a c-ck on a weather vane?? so little johnny speaks up and says well if they put a c-nt on it the wind would whistle right through if.
Little susy go her first monthly visitor and she had no idea what it was. She went and told little Johnny and he told her to show him. When she put her pants down, Lil Johnny said
"Im no doctor but it looks to me as if someone ripped your balls off!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted."
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want him very badly."
So Little Johnny asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um, mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"
NiCOLE
i cant think of one right now but the ones you got so far are funny.