In this town the newspaper agency is always at loggerheads with the local parish!
Question: The village pastor entered his donkey for the races at the annual pageant. It emerged the winner. He entered it for the second race and it won again. The next day newspaper headlines read-
“PASTOR’S PRIDE- HIS A.S”
The town Bishop was angry and told the pastor, “No more races for the donkey”. The next day headlines read-
“BISHOP SCRATCHES OUT PASTOR’S A.S”
The angry Bishop tells the pastor to send the donkey to him in secret. The newshounds find out and the next day’s editorial …
“BISHOP TAKES PASTOR’S A.S”
The Bishop is fuming. He tells the pastor to give away his donkey. The pastor sells it to a friendly nun for Rs.100/-. The nun is delighted with the smart animal. Once again sleuths uncover the deal and the next day…
“PASTOR SELLS HIS A.S TO NUN FOR RS.100/- ONLY. NUN LIKES PASTOR’S A.S.”
Answers: The village pastor entered his donkey for the races at the annual pageant. It emerged the winner. He entered it for the second race and it won again. The next day newspaper headlines read-
“PASTOR’S PRIDE- HIS A.S”
The town Bishop was angry and told the pastor, “No more races for the donkey”. The next day headlines read-
“BISHOP SCRATCHES OUT PASTOR’S A.S”
The angry Bishop tells the pastor to send the donkey to him in secret. The newshounds find out and the next day’s editorial …
“BISHOP TAKES PASTOR’S A.S”
The Bishop is fuming. He tells the pastor to give away his donkey. The pastor sells it to a friendly nun for Rs.100/-. The nun is delighted with the smart animal. Once again sleuths uncover the deal and the next day…
“PASTOR SELLS HIS A.S TO NUN FOR RS.100/- ONLY. NUN LIKES PASTOR’S A.S.”
my answer it's funny and good to read..
i starred, but i didn't really laugh until the very last line.
Poor bishop!!!!!