The best Yo Momma joke?!
Question: No offense.
Answers: No offense.
1.yo mammas so stupid the manager said drinks are on the house...and she went to go get a ladder
2.yo mammas so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio
3.yo mammas so fat her pants size is equater
4. yo mammas so hairy she has afros on her nipples
yo momma is so fat! she's a joke!. lol
really dunno know!
Your momma so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund....
funny jake
your mom is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minuties. ohhhhhhhhh! haha
this was on malibus most wanted
yo momma is so poor her ti ts are real
"Have you ever seen pictures of your momma naked?" "No, of course not." "Want some?"
YO momma is so perved that she makes michael jackson look normal
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and stares at the couch
Yo Momma's so fat when she sits around the house ,she sits around the house.
yo mama so poor she got pregnant just for the free milk.
which doesn't make a whole lot of sense because raising a kid is pretty expensive...
I like 'Yo momma's seen more helmets than hitler' lol :)
yo momma is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone cord.
So "Fat" she rolls into Donut and Coffee shop!! with speed pass!!
HaHa! Good Question!
My favorite is:
Yo Momma is SOOO fat, that when she farted in the ocean, that was Hurrican Katrina!
The words aren't exactly making sense, but then again it does!
Merry Christmas!
Yo mamma is so fat I had to roll over twice before i was off the beatch.
Yo mamma is so fat I have to coat her in flour just to find the wet spot.
Yo mamma is so ugly that when you were born the doctors slapped her.
Yo mammas boyfriend is in the Navy...the entire 7th fleet
Yo Momma is so fat that when she sat on the copy machine there was an error
i know a you so ugly joke...(no offense) it goes
you so damn ugly your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condomn facory.
and
you so damn ugly when you mama looks at you she says "**** happens."
idk i really can't think of 1
Yo mama so fat ... when she stands up straight, she leaves butt prints.
yo momma so http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?foru... when she clicks around the house, she really clicks around the house.
Last year I called the place I had worked and said something very nasty against an antisocial, psychotic, sociopathic, psychopath named Stephanie whom I hate so much, someone else had answered the phone and I said:
'' I heard Stephanie's mother was a hooker who sold her body for money, drugs, and alcohol!'' and then I hung up.
Yo momma so stupid you told her it was chilly outside and she brought a bowl!! I love that one.
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!
yo momma so fat that when she swam in the ocean the whale sang 'we are family even if you are fatter than me.'
yo momma so fat that when she came to the restaraunt and looked at the menu she said 'OK!''
yo momma so stupid that when she went to disney land she saw a sign that said 'disney land left' she turned around and went home.
Choose one. They are all funny.
Yo Momma is so fat, she went to the movie and sat next to EVERYONE.
Yo Momma is so fat that people run around her for exercise.
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits on a rainbow, skittles pop out
This is just one of the many I heard as a kid
No offense? They are offensive by design. Look at the premise. "Yo Momma is so *ugly..." Or stupid, or fat, or poor, or any of a number of put downs.
Yo momma's breath is soooo bad, I hired terrorists to crash a peppermint plane into her mouth.
nono
yo momma so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 3 commercials