Funny woman joke?!
Question: A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world; an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
Answers: A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world; an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
LMAO!! nice one JoeKER!!
not funny just gay
lolLL!!!! CoLoL i DUN KNOE!!!!! hEhE
her husband gets a milder heart attack. =D
thehehe suck for her
happy holidays =]
haha, good one ;)
ha ha ha!!!
hahaha.
thats terrible.
Thank you for posting this, I love this joke. I had forgotten it for a while.
Thats great. A bit mean, but great.
that's pretty funny LOL
WOOO! HAHAHAHAHA! LOL! ROTFLMFAO! WOO!
HA HA thats a good one. Women are SO clever!
not really. the punch line sucked. it seemed like she liked her husband. doesnt make sense
cute, i'll tell my grandma that one
i heard a similar one before but it was a volleyball joke
that is funny
that was boring
I don't get it
hahahahaha very funny. Cheers from Caracas-Venezuela
I've heard this before, you just twisted it.
awesome
Ive seen better
awwwwwwwsssssssssssssooooooooooommmmmmmm...
Funny!!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brill lol lol
so herhusband gets a milder heart attack