What is the most funniest thing you ever heard or saw?!


Question: i am in need of a good laugh. the person who tells me the funniest joke will be given 10 points. and even if you don't get 10 you still will get 2. So please tell me the funniest joke ever!


Answers: i am in need of a good laugh. the person who tells me the funniest joke will be given 10 points. and even if you don't get 10 you still will get 2. So please tell me the funniest joke ever!

A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

It's not the funniest but like you said i will still get 2 points so here it goes.

There was this man and his 25 kids and his wife and this old blind man waiting for the bus. well when the bus arrived there was only 26 seats so the blind man and the husband had to walk.. The blind man's stick was making alot of tapping sounds. Finally the husband said :Why don't you put something rubber at the end of that stick!, the sounds driving me nuts"! Then the blind man said :Well if you put a rubber at the end of your stick we would be riding the bus.

A sergeant in my Army bomb-clearing detail was asked to conduct a class for a group of visiting officers. Needing a prop to demonstrate, the sergeant retrieved a live bomb from the impact area. One class member, a second lieutenant, seemed nervous about a live bomb being used for the demo. He kept interrupting the class with, "Sergeant, I know you've done this before, but are you sure that you're doing it right?"

After the fourth interruption, a voice called from the back of the room, "Lieutenant, I guarantee that in all your military career, you'll never meet anyone who's done this before and done it wrong!"

I had my 6 year old nephew over for the night. As I set his dinner plate on the table in front of him I also pulled the overhead light over the table down, so her could see better. He looked at his plate then up at the light several times with an amazed look on his face. I said, Mark, is something wrong? he said..no, but that light must really be hot. it's melting the butter on my potato's!



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