What is a funny joke you have heard?!
Question: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?
Answers: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?
What does Santa say when he walks backward ?
Ans : OH OH OH !
Britney Spears still has talent.
hahahahahahahahha xD
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAW A BIG YELLOW BUS SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKY
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Peter: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
peter: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
what do u call a Mexican with one leg shorter than the other ? not even holmes.
What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?
A Mega-sore-asss
if jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??
theres 3 people 2 staright guys and one gay guy there walking down the street one day and come across a sign that says **** jobs 25 cents each so they go in and get it they both come out and say that was great then the gay guy comes out and says i just made 50 cents
>> Ok this is a bartender joke......
>A man named steve walks into a bar n says " i'd like 12 shots of whiskey.
>The bartender says " sure coming rite up"
>Steve is drinking the shots as fast as he could count them.
>The bart. says "man y are u drinking them so fast, u must of had a rough day"
> Steve says "yeah well its about to get even rougher"
> The bart. asked "why"
> Steve says " b/c, u would drink them fast too if u only had $.21 . Ha ha."
what do you get when you cross a penis and a potato
a dictator
a guy walks into a bar
ouch
what do you call a lezbian dinosaur
a lick a lot o puss