Funny Gravestone?!
Question: hey people i wanna be dead but still be able to make people laugh. so what better way to have a gravestone that says something funny.. One i like a lot is this,
Loving husband, so-so father
so give me more suggestions please
Answers: hey people i wanna be dead but still be able to make people laugh. so what better way to have a gravestone that says something funny.. One i like a lot is this,
Loving husband, so-so father
so give me more suggestions please
I TOLD you i didn't feel good!!!
"no man can hold his breath for 10 minutes"
Allergic to roses
this tomb will self destruct in 10 seconds
touch me and i will kick your ***
My wife and I are fascinated with graveyards, stones, and the archetecture... We have seen many funny gravestones, but do not recall them...Just use any search engine and put "humourous gravestones" in the search heading, and see what turns up...Love your idea, would consider it myself...Death should not be such a somber affair...What could be better than giving someone a good laugh 50 years after you are gone ???
Touch me if you are suicidal
RIP- you rude ignorant perv
I've got good news and bad news, the bad news is, I'm dead, the good news is, we have life insurance!
loving husband so-so father isn't even funny. it's cruel. Try something like "just because I'm dead doesn't mean you can stand on me so BACK AWAY"
while your standing here looking at my tombstone I'm at your house raiding your refrigerator
so thats what the button does...
It is a dieing shame I have to lay here until the end of earth.
i licked a toad
and yes the res ones are poisonis
or
and yes toad licking will kill you, see kids how far i'll go to teach you a lesson.
okay where's the spacebar (brings you back to life in a lot of pc games)
i kissed a donkey
living proof, sort of
that being an @$$ kiss will kill ya'
"Place Your Ad Here"
or
"Do Not Open 'til X-mas"
or
"At Least I Can Still Vote in Chicago"
Well i guess no more porn for me.
today i am here, tomorrow you will be here