My favorite joke, people!?!


Question: This guy (let's call him Mate) goes to a bar and sits next to another guy (whom we'll call Dude) who seems to be tipsy and deeply preoccupied with something in his hand. Anyway Mate orders his drinks and after a couple, curiosity gets the best of him and he asks Dude what on earth is in his hand that he's so into.

Dude:"Ya know, I really dunno. Been trying to figure it out for
the past hour."
Mate: "Why don't you lemme take a look at it, maybe I can help
figure it out for ya."
Dude: "Sure, here ya go. It looks like plastic but it feels like
rubber."
Mate: "Yea, it sure does look like plastic and feel like rubber!
Where did you geddit?"
Dude: "My nose."


Answers: This guy (let's call him Mate) goes to a bar and sits next to another guy (whom we'll call Dude) who seems to be tipsy and deeply preoccupied with something in his hand. Anyway Mate orders his drinks and after a couple, curiosity gets the best of him and he asks Dude what on earth is in his hand that he's so into.

Dude:"Ya know, I really dunno. Been trying to figure it out for
the past hour."
Mate: "Why don't you lemme take a look at it, maybe I can help
figure it out for ya."
Dude: "Sure, here ya go. It looks like plastic but it feels like
rubber."
Mate: "Yea, it sure does look like plastic and feel like rubber!
Where did you geddit?"
Dude: "My nose."

Two friends were walking when they spotted a huge pile of manure.
"Now why would anyone want to waste chocolate like that?" queried one of them.
"Man, that is not chocolate. That's a pile of manure," retorted the other.
But as the other friend remained unconvinced and stubborn, a heated debate followed. Eventually, the friends decided to taste the object in question.
"See, I told you it was manure."
"Yeah, I guess you're right," the other replied as the two friends walked away pleasantly. "Am I glad we didn't step on it."

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! thats good though, put a smile on my face :)

Not the best joke but haha.

haha

cute!

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lol

LMAO. Niiice.



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