Help me put together this joke please.?!
Question: Basically Santa gives out stuff, has a beard, dressed in red, and is sympathetic to orphans. He's Carl Marx basically.
Any ideas on how to phrase it better?
Answers: Basically Santa gives out stuff, has a beard, dressed in red, and is sympathetic to orphans. He's Carl Marx basically.
Any ideas on how to phrase it better?
Say with a really warm and cozy voice: "Well...now that it's the holiday season I know you are probably all thinking of that special bearded man.....all dressed in red... who gives out all kinds of things to everyone, loves all the orphaned little children..."
*pause for a second as everyone starts thinking: "Ah yes Santa Claus" and then give a big smile and say*
Yeah, I think you all know who I'm talking about....Carl Marx
THE JOKE IS YOUR ASKING ME LOSER WAIT WHAT
Santa with the bread,
Carl Marx dressed in red !!
no................
Why is Karl Marx really Santa Claus in disguise?
Ans. Marx is sympathetic to the orphans' cause. He is disguises himself as Santa Clause because he is embarassed that his comrades will identify him. But he wears red to retain to give them a hint.
Santa gives out stuff for free, has a beard, dresses in red, and is sympathetic to orphans.
So basically he's Carl Marx.
*pause for laughter*
OR!
So he's pretty much Carl Marx.
what do carl marx and santa have in common??
they both give out stuff, have beards, dress in red, and feel bad for orphans..