Could you please tell me a joke?!
Question: I'm kinda sad right now and I need to laugh, could you please tell me a joke?
And also, please keep them rated pg, I'm not a big fan of adult-oriented jokes.
Answers: I'm kinda sad right now and I need to laugh, could you please tell me a joke?
And also, please keep them rated pg, I'm not a big fan of adult-oriented jokes.
An Italian, a frenchman and a Mexican are working on a construction site and are about to have lunch. They are sitting on a beam on the 25th floor of the building.
The Italian opens his lunch kit and finds pasta. "Pasta!? Pasta?! Everytime I open it up it's always pasta!! I'm fed up of it and if i get it tomorrow I'll hurl myself down from here!!"
The Frenchman opens his "Croissants!? Croissants!? Everyday I get croissants!! If I get it tomorrow I'll hurl myself down!!"
The Mexican opens his lunchkit "Tacos!? Tacos!? Everyday it's the same thing. Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!! If I get this tomorrow I'll throw myself down from here!"
The next day:
The Italian opens his lunchkit and there is pasta. He throws himself off the edge.
The Frenchman opens his lunchkit and there is croissants so he throws himself off the edge.
The Mexican opens his lunchkit and there is Tacos so he also throws himself off the edge.
The funeral:
The Italian's wife is crying. "If I only I knew Luigi didn't like pasta I would never had made it for him everyday!"
The Frenchman's wife is crying "If I only knew Pierred didn't like croissants I wouldn't have made it for him everyday!"
The Mexican's wife sighs and says "I don't know what that idiots problem was. He made his own lunch."
i just saw a joke on here that says:
why wasn't jesus born in mexico?
because there's no virgin or three wise men.
and:
what's the hardest part about roller skating (if you're a guy)?
telling your parents you're gay.
What is the Cuban national anthem? Row row row ur boat.
What do you call a gay mexican? Puerto Rican
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KK1lVvA...
Just watch it!..hope it cheers you up some!
One morning the radio said "Snow is expected today,
please park your car on odd-numbered side of street,
so that snow plows can clear it quickly."
So the blonde moved her car.
Next day the radio said "More snow expected today,
please park your car on even-numbered side of street,
so that snow plows can clear it quickly."
So the blonde again moved her car.
Third day, the radio said "Big storm expected today...."
Then the power went off.
The blonde said, 'Oh dear which side should I park today?'
Her husband said, 'Why don't you kust leave the car in the garage today dear?'
Q: What do you call a mexican with long hair?
A: An indian.
hey sorry you're feeling sad. Hope this cheers u up some.
A blonde decided to memorize all the capitols of the states of the us. It was hard but she did it. When she was given an opportunity to display her knowledge, she was asked the capitol of Arizona. After much thought, she said A. :D
I Was running late for work and in my mad rush I Rear ended the car in front of me,Coffee that i held inbetween my knees while i was driving spilt everywhere,and the person in the car in front that i had just crashed into opened his car door and got out,I noticed he was a Dwarf ,he inspected the damage to his bumper and proceeded to walk towards my car ,as i wound down my window he said "Im not Happy" to which i replied "Well which one are you then" lol
ill show you 1
http://video.google.com/url?docid=-84522...
try ahajokes.com, you can choose what jokes you like, same here, i hate any dirty jokes thats how i found it ooooo, the person with the three guys joke, i know that one but its just three guys with bolagna. lol
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"