If a roaster layed an egg in the middle of the roof which side would it roll too!
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ROOSTERS DO LAY EGGS!!!! ARGGGHHH!! ok people chill i think Richard gets that roosters dont lay eggs, u dont have to tell him 5000 times
um can roosters lay eggs?
are we talking a Kenny Rogers Roaster?
Or do you mean Rooster, in which case it wouldn't lay an egg
It wouldn't roll either way because roosters don't lay eggs. Only hens do.
rooster dont lay eggs b/c they r cocks
roosters don't lay eggs. I'm not sure about roasters though.
It'd roll up your butthole... if a rooster could lay eggs.
roaster doesnt lay ggs you mean rooster
um it depends on the wind and all that stuff but to the right
roosters are the dude chickens.
but what is a roaster?
Neither a roaster nor a rooster will lay anything. Well, a rooster will lay a hen!
Yo, fashionista above me, roosters are the dudes and roasters could be either. Regardless of which, they're all good with a little barbecue sauce!
wow roasters are laying eggs now? whats next.... the blender having babies?
Roosters do not lay eggs.
Roosters don't lay eggs.
roosters don't lay eggs
an oven laid an egg? i don't understand? lol
roosters though, can not layh eggs.
The egg would roll to the west side, because everyone knows roosters always face east to watch for the rising sun. The rooster would roll to the east side after dropping dead from the surprise of laying an egg.
it would fall onto the farmer's head that was going to cook him idk!
But roosters dont lay eggs
Right in the middle because the only way a rooster could lay an egg is if his yolk(joke) flops.
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From what I have read of the answers the yolks on you for this question. I am sorry that was eggsactly the wrong thing to say. You should be eggstatic that you have so many hens telling you all about how roosters can't lay an egg.
What only 3 thumbs down, I get more than that at home when I try to be punny.
Boy I must be slacking off, still only 4 thumbs down. My yolks get more that that when I hangout with my friends.
Ok, first of all, I don't think that "roasters" can lay eggs....lol
And second.... Is the roof flat? Oh wait.....Roosters don't lay eggs. -_-;
i've witnessed that happen actually but the egg rolled back into its ***
to the gay side- its a ROOSTER layin the eggs right?
I suggest you give 'me' the points since she was the first to guess that only hens lay eggs...
You may as well close this since the answer has been resolved.
I don't know about you but when my eggs come out of a roaster they are cooked. usually scrambles a bit. so I dont think they would roll. they may slime down the roof a bit. or maybe that rooster would come in from the barn and eat em.
Roasters as in people who roast things, like chicken? Well, if I saw some person laying an egg on a roof, I wouldn't care which way the egg rolls.
Roosters don't lay eggs, they're males! If a HEN laid an egg on a roof, though, the egg would roll down the downwind side.
The egg would become indecisive and instead cleave the whole damn house in two before crawling back up the butt of the rooster that laid it. That way, we will continue to believe that roosters don't lay eggs.
Well on our roof it would not roll because there is like a balance beam that it could sit on and then the roof goes down on each side. ...........It is kinda shaped likea + sign.----That tilts down.
So............the egg would sit perfectly right in the groove and not roll.
yeah yeah I know...
my answer's probably on the most bottom part of the page..
or the last one.. and I doubt you'll notice it...
but again I'll say it.. Roosters don't lay eggs....
they just .... can't....
well i WAS going to answer...."it won't roll to any side because the roof i'm imagining is flat"....but then a read a couple other answers, and learned that roosters don't lay eggs....*sighs*
What a roaster is? How big is roaster's egg? How slant is the roof? riddle is only you have seen a roaster laying eggs.
if a roaster...hahahahaha...laid...ahahahahah... egg...hahahahaha omg sorry this is too funny.