A dirty christmas joke?!
Question: a story about how the angel ended up on top of the christmas tree:
A few christmases ago, Christmas was a DISASTER. The elves wouldn't make the toys, the snowmen came alive...and then melted, and rudolph was sick, so santa was *mad*. An angel decided to pay santa a visit, but when he answered the door he wasn't very polite. He screamed "WHAT?!" the angel was intimidated, so she just left.
As she was walking/flying around, she spotted the most beautiful christmas tree in the world. She thought that if she gave Santa the tree, he might be happier and actually smile.
When she arrived at Santa's house with the tree, she knocked on his door. He opened the door, and he was still pretty mad, so again, he screamed, "WHAT DO YOU WANT???"
The angel was scared, but she said, "I brought you a gift. Come outside and see what I've brought you."
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Answers: a story about how the angel ended up on top of the christmas tree:
A few christmases ago, Christmas was a DISASTER. The elves wouldn't make the toys, the snowmen came alive...and then melted, and rudolph was sick, so santa was *mad*. An angel decided to pay santa a visit, but when he answered the door he wasn't very polite. He screamed "WHAT?!" the angel was intimidated, so she just left.
As she was walking/flying around, she spotted the most beautiful christmas tree in the world. She thought that if she gave Santa the tree, he might be happier and actually smile.
When she arrived at Santa's house with the tree, she knocked on his door. He opened the door, and he was still pretty mad, so again, he screamed, "WHAT DO YOU WANT???"
The angel was scared, but she said, "I brought you a gift. Come outside and see what I've brought you."
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haha, im rolling...it took my sister a few minutes to get it too, but now she is rolling as well....very nice
hmm this was a good one
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i dont get it...
huh...?
ok
that really was cute and to the point
i don't get it
Are you saying that Santa put it in her buttocks?
funny ! I thought you were going to say she went there for fun
i lol
haha, santa sticked the angel on the tree, thats what i got
I dont get most of it could someone explain lol.
i stared ur question cuz i dont get it =[
plz explain it [add details l8r plz]
cute. I laughed too. Poor little angel......
hahaha! lol! tht was funny but i thought tht santa killed the angel and put it on top... but ur joke was bettur!
Lol. I thought at first he just shoved it up her you know what, which seemed kind of stupid and perverted. But since everyone knows shoving things up people's a**es means you don't like them or something, it's funny to think. I don't know why. Oh well, it made me laugh.
that was good
omg lol
wow! u got me confused on the last part!
i still dont get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good one lol
just the right shaped thing for the joke
lol...funny
hahaha... lol