Sick joke!?!


Question: There was a man who went to a major corporate building interested in the sales accountant position. The manager was impressed by the guy's resume and immediately hired him to to work on a Tuesday. From Tuesday to Friday, the guy made an outstanding job. But on Monday, he called the office saying "I can't come to work, I'm sick!". The manager let it slide because of the man's excellent performance. He came back on Tuesday and worked till Friday. On Monday morning he called again, "I can't come to work, I'm sick!". The manager then on Tuesday called him to his office to talk to him. "I've noticed that you always called in sick on Mondays. Do you have a health issue I need to know about?". The man replied: "Well, boss...On Fridays, I go stay at my sister's house for weekends in our hometown. But her husband turns to be a jerk when drunk and beat her up and then heads off to drink with his buddies."


Answers: There was a man who went to a major corporate building interested in the sales accountant position. The manager was impressed by the guy's resume and immediately hired him to to work on a Tuesday. From Tuesday to Friday, the guy made an outstanding job. But on Monday, he called the office saying "I can't come to work, I'm sick!". The manager let it slide because of the man's excellent performance. He came back on Tuesday and worked till Friday. On Monday morning he called again, "I can't come to work, I'm sick!". The manager then on Tuesday called him to his office to talk to him. "I've noticed that you always called in sick on Mondays. Do you have a health issue I need to know about?". The man replied: "Well, boss...On Fridays, I go stay at my sister's house for weekends in our hometown. But her husband turns to be a jerk when drunk and beat her up and then heads off to drink with his buddies."

fuking sick dude but thats why i like it ,notning wrong with a sick joke once in a while ,aw hell heres a star

eww that was sick but was a good one.

Sick but funny

Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!!

woh !....cool one.....

funny

you saved it with the "Hey i told you i was SICK?!?!?!" if it wasn't for that.....eww.

ahhh

this is to all the people::::::::::::plz dont read this on it is really boring

Nice!Nice!
Thanks for for sharing your joke.

now that's really sick!star for you!

Sick joke alright.

That is crazy and funny at the same time.



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