Good morning friends.How many cakes did you eat yesterday?How was Christmas?!
Question: "Dr,Dr,I am having a severe stomach pain."-patient
"What did you eat yesterday?"-Doctor
"Thirty cakes in the morning,afternoon and evening as it was Christmas."-patient
"That's not bad but for your age,you have to be careful as you are old.What is your age,may be sixty?"-Doctor
"No,Dr.I am eighty and I that's why I ate that many cakes."-patient
"My God,for your age,you should not take that many cakes.Did you take any medicine?"-doctor
"Yes.Just home remedy only.I took some digestive enzyme tonic."-patient
"That's OK.What else did you do?"-doctor
"I was jumping up and down many times."-patient
"Why did you do that?"-doctor
"In the bottle,they have mentioned that 'shake well before use'but I had forgotten to do that before drinking the digestive tonic.So I thought that if I jump ,that will serve the purpose?"
Answers: "Dr,Dr,I am having a severe stomach pain."-patient
"What did you eat yesterday?"-Doctor
"Thirty cakes in the morning,afternoon and evening as it was Christmas."-patient
"That's not bad but for your age,you have to be careful as you are old.What is your age,may be sixty?"-Doctor
"No,Dr.I am eighty and I that's why I ate that many cakes."-patient
"My God,for your age,you should not take that many cakes.Did you take any medicine?"-doctor
"Yes.Just home remedy only.I took some digestive enzyme tonic."-patient
"That's OK.What else did you do?"-doctor
"I was jumping up and down many times."-patient
"Why did you do that?"-doctor
"In the bottle,they have mentioned that 'shake well before use'but I had forgotten to do that before drinking the digestive tonic.So I thought that if I jump ,that will serve the purpose?"
Happy Christmas ! Dear! Be like that !
Love
Sandy!
Ate as many cakes you left there and Christmas was fine.
ha ha ha
More than you but all were Sugar Free !!!!
ha ha ha that was funny
surprisingly, I didn't eat any cake
my christmas was.......sore. I just learned how to snowboard for the first time so I fell hundreds of times and not it hurts to sit down...especially on hard chairs...
hope your christmas was a lot less painful than mine :)
aww omg haha
lol.
No cakes but your joke is poor - I do not see Humor in it.
That was really funny.........
i think i have to try this if next time i forgot to shake my medicine..............
you yourself have to say that --
you are a joker and what you have written is a joke
nice one..
today is boxing day, all cakes have been digested fully. any more cakes pl?
hahaha.
Cakes - not too many,I hope.
Christmas -quite and different, yet still exhausted.
hahaha.good one
God joke Mr Joker. Carry on...