Aberdeen fan and the sheep?!


Question: An Aberdeen fan is stuck on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.
Soon, the sheep is looking very attractive to him. The problem is that everytime he approaches the sheep, the dog growls threatingly.
So he takes the dog to the other side of the island, giving it some for to distract it. He runs back to the sheep, only to find the dog was already there.
Next, he ties the dog up to a tree with a large leash. Once again, when he gets back to the sheep, the dog is there with a gnawed off leash around its neck.
He was starting to get more and more frustrated. One day he was staring out to sea, when a beautiful woman comes walking out of the surf.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity on him, asks him if there is anything she could do to stop him felling lonely.
He thinks for a moment and says "Could you take the dog for a walk?"


Answers: An Aberdeen fan is stuck on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.
Soon, the sheep is looking very attractive to him. The problem is that everytime he approaches the sheep, the dog growls threatingly.
So he takes the dog to the other side of the island, giving it some for to distract it. He runs back to the sheep, only to find the dog was already there.
Next, he ties the dog up to a tree with a large leash. Once again, when he gets back to the sheep, the dog is there with a gnawed off leash around its neck.
He was starting to get more and more frustrated. One day he was staring out to sea, when a beautiful woman comes walking out of the surf.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity on him, asks him if there is anything she could do to stop him felling lonely.
He thinks for a moment and says "Could you take the dog for a walk?"

lol....dat was funny...thanx for the laugh...lol

Hehe ~ He too seems much attracted to the sheep more or less than the dog

love it lol 10/10 .

THAT WAS BRIL !!! Loved it loved it loved it!star :)))

Hahahahahahahahaha!

old joke . have a doubt - who is aberdeen ?

hahahahahahah

Ahh being scottish and a footy fan i get it lol

he's a sheep shagger

hahahaha...your jokes are all nice.Keep it up.

lol 7/10

hahaha



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