Blind football?!
Question: A coach of blind kids are on a day trip when the driver feels thirsty. He spots a pub and pulls up.
He says "Time for a break. Here's a field - what would you like to do?"
One boy says that they would like to play football
"But your blind! Can you play football?" he asks.
The boy replies "Yes. We have a special ball that has a bell in it so we can follow it"
So the driver goes into the pub. A while later, a policeman comes bursting through the door and yells "Who's in charge of those blind kids!"
The driver says "I am, they're not causing trouble are they?"
The policeman says "Trouble! They've just kicked a Morris dancer to death!"
Answers: A coach of blind kids are on a day trip when the driver feels thirsty. He spots a pub and pulls up.
He says "Time for a break. Here's a field - what would you like to do?"
One boy says that they would like to play football
"But your blind! Can you play football?" he asks.
The boy replies "Yes. We have a special ball that has a bell in it so we can follow it"
So the driver goes into the pub. A while later, a policeman comes bursting through the door and yells "Who's in charge of those blind kids!"
The driver says "I am, they're not causing trouble are they?"
The policeman says "Trouble! They've just kicked a Morris dancer to death!"
very funny lol
hahahahahahahahaha. LOL. Oh wait. i don't get it!!! wut's a morris dancer???
Funny
hahahaahahhahah
ha ha ha
hehhehe Morris Dancers need a good kicking anyway!
hahahahaha..they may be blind but they will have extra power in the bell.
hahahaha :))0 that was funny as hell !!!!
lmao
pretty good
hahaha, star.
FUNNNNNNNYY!!!!!