Lie Clocks?!
Question: A man dies and goes to heaven.
As he stands in front of St Peter at the Pearly gates, he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He says "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter replies "Those are LIe clocks. Everyone on Earth has one. Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
The man says "Whose clock is that?"
St Peter says "That's Mother Theresa's. The hands never moved because she never told a lie."
"Incredible!" he says. "And who's clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's, it only ever moved twice."
The man asks "Where's George Bush's clock then?"
"God's using it as a ceiling fan!" says St Peter.
Answers: A man dies and goes to heaven.
As he stands in front of St Peter at the Pearly gates, he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He says "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter replies "Those are LIe clocks. Everyone on Earth has one. Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
The man says "Whose clock is that?"
St Peter says "That's Mother Theresa's. The hands never moved because she never told a lie."
"Incredible!" he says. "And who's clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's, it only ever moved twice."
The man asks "Where's George Bush's clock then?"
"God's using it as a ceiling fan!" says St Peter.
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