Ugliest in the land?!
Question: Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in the pub with their mates.
"I'm the fairest in the land" says Snow White.
"I'm the smallest" says Tom Thumb.
"And i'm the ugliest" says Quasimodo.
Their mates tell them to prove it by asking the all knowing magic mirror.
So the three of them head off to see it.
A few minutes later Snow White comes skipping in, "It's official! I am the fairest!"
Then in comes Tom Thumb, "It's official! I am the smallest!"
5 minutes later Quasimodo bursts through the door, "Who the hell is Jade Goody!"
Answers: Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in the pub with their mates.
"I'm the fairest in the land" says Snow White.
"I'm the smallest" says Tom Thumb.
"And i'm the ugliest" says Quasimodo.
Their mates tell them to prove it by asking the all knowing magic mirror.
So the three of them head off to see it.
A few minutes later Snow White comes skipping in, "It's official! I am the fairest!"
Then in comes Tom Thumb, "It's official! I am the smallest!"
5 minutes later Quasimodo bursts through the door, "Who the hell is Jade Goody!"
fukin Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... i love it
Ha! ha! ha! Jade good, I wonder why Quasimodo was called that he! he!....
Brilliant
looooooooool! love it!!!
lol, she′s ugly allright!
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
very funny
hahahahaha....very good !
good have a star
really funny
good 'un
lmao
brilliant
lol, very funny.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol.....funny
Spot on.