How was Christmas humour in Britain ?!


Question: I put this under Christmas and didn't get a peep. Let's see if the Jokes club reacts.
"To all my Brit friends from a school pal in Denver, Colorado , now highlighting it in Mexico City for the festivities. who got it from Rube and sent it to me in Rome, 40 mins. to Midnight on Dec. 24th. 2007."
Christmas Questions
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!

What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!"

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!


Answers: I put this under Christmas and didn't get a peep. Let's see if the Jokes club reacts.
"To all my Brit friends from a school pal in Denver, Colorado , now highlighting it in Mexico City for the festivities. who got it from Rube and sent it to me in Rome, 40 mins. to Midnight on Dec. 24th. 2007."
Christmas Questions
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!

What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!"

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

lol....i enjoyed them....funny

Could do better........

No offence, but they are terrible

They're all really bad Christmas cracker jokes.

amusing!
greet!

its ok...

full of festive cheer said the sheep,,,, Baaaaaa humbug

reminds me of christmas
30 odd years ago
where did u dig them out from
are you a vicar or a cub scout leader
or teacher these jokes are so tame they are made for the pre ~born they are not even for kids humour

funny one lol.

too long to read sorry....maybe its me hangover lol



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