Marriage.....is it funny?!
Question: 1)The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
2)A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
3)Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
4)A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
5)It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
6)The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
7)Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
Answers: 1)The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
2)A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
3)Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
4)A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
5)It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
6)The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
7)Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
ha ha ha those are really funny!
yea thats funny lolz
I see we understand each other.. Will you marry me?
hahahaha....funny.....star
Funny! 10!
hahaahaahaa. that is sooo funny!!! =]
loved it...
I get it Ha! Ha! ha! ha! millionaire ha! ha! Ohh!.... FUN-NY!
That is very good to all of them love number 7 though that is the best! lol
Thanks for the laughs!
Hahahahaha