Anyone good at cheering up?!
Question: okay so i need some cheering up and was wondering if any one had funny stories.
worst kiss.
embarassing moments.
just stupid stuff? :)))
Answers: okay so i need some cheering up and was wondering if any one had funny stories.
worst kiss.
embarassing moments.
just stupid stuff? :)))
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"
Here is a story i went out with this girl we went to the movies and when i was kissing her she threw up in my mouth huh huh funny...Well it's not true i made it up. You want to hear something funny and stupid here it is...
George Bush is the best president in the world Funny isn't it.
Edit:(For Mrs. Brown)
You know how you just left him Mrs. Brown that was me that really hurted alot. Jeez *sniff* *sniff*
That guy under me is cheating I just said that
Edit 2: I'm sorry i didn't knw you liked bush
bush is a great president.
There you go, a funny joke.
This site should get your mind off things, click on jokes.
http://web.mac.com/jricart
Worst Kiss Story:
I took the girl of my dreams (blonde, looks like a barbie) out to dinner and she had steak and we had a great evening. I took her to her house to drop her off, we were on her front porch and i leaned forward to kiss her, she also leaned forward really fast and her teeth jerked my teeth and it really hurt. She didn't seem to mind and then she really got into the kissing spirit (this was like the longest single kiss in my life), when i finally left her house I was cruizing around her neighborhood and as i was driving i left mush in my mouth, i wiped my mouth on a tissue and looked at what was in my mouth, well it was obvious it was the steak she had for dinner, grossssss!
2nd worst Kiss:
I dated this redhead last year and for dinner i took her to Chile's and she had the Chicken Feticcini (hope i spelled that right), we kissed for the first time in the parking lot and all i could think about was the taste in her mouth and hoping to God that pre-chewed noodles were'nt going to end up in my mouth.
Hope you found that interesting,
gross experiences, hope it doesn't happen to you
Do what you like to do most! (IF ITS DATING, DO WHAT YOU 2nd LIKE TO DO)
like me, everytime i'm feeling lonely or sad or just depressed, i listen to my favourite japanese songs. (eventhough i'm chinese, my english is off the charts and i like to listen to japanese songs)... anyway, i always listen to japanese songs. want to hear some? i got lots...i'll give you some of my favourites with title!!!
Title:
NEWS,
song: weeeek
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq4aXRYA5...
SAKURA
song: (its a theme song) opening, season 3
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HbHa5tCH...
YUI
song: understand
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-P6AtC_e...
SAIUNKOKU MONOGATARI
song: hajimori no kaze
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahR0Gri0...
SAIUNKOKU MONOGATARI
song: saikou no kataomoi
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAohQvQBv...
PUFFY AMI YUMI
song: friends forever
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcPxFNFGa...
BLACK CAT
song: daino hana
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wt1FuMWV...
GINBAN KALEIDOSCOPE
song: dual
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL_i1qCZV...
GINBAN KALEIDOSCOPE
song: energy
youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwl6BQSD...
TERIYAKI BOYZ
song: tokyo drift
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUurALr_C...
YUI MAKINO
song: amurita
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30HxmS0xO...
YUI
song: you are my love
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRLXsK-Lo...
DEAR BOYS
song: sound of bounce
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV9pf0abV...
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wow...... that was a lot of work!!! well, i hope you like it.
=D
Oh yeah, great joke about Bus----err...
Lol, I mean I have a funny story about one time I was in this pretty dress and went to do this pretty leap and forgot the bottom was kind of closed, so instead of doing this pretty leap, my ankles snapped back together and I fell flat on my face! I laughed like crazy lol.
ok so I was at lunch and my boyfriend that I dont like came to sit with me and he kept trying to kiss me but I wouldnt let him because I dont like him so then he gives me this super fake kiss on the check and I just got up and left and everybody started laughing at him