Nurse Joke, worth a star or not folks?!
Question: 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.
He turns up two days later with empty jar.
Nurse asks why no sample?
He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!
Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!
Answers: 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.
He turns up two days later with empty jar.
Nurse asks why no sample?
He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!
Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!
Oh My God that's awesome.
lol
Very good - here's a star.
lol...funny....nessie deserves a star..
Nice one, I Iiked that.
Very good
hehehehe
hahaha, very funny.
Hua..hahaha... ... :-D
It's very funny... really...
No wonder they needed Ethel from next door..;-)
give star..
saw that joke comming
hahah good one.... star!
go on then, you talked me into it
heres your star
good worth a star
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
nice one s4u.
another oldie doing it's rounds :)