A rabbi and a priest.....I hope this is a good one?!
Question: A rabbi and a priest get into a terrible car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. The rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So u r a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."The priest replies, "I agree with u completely. This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continued, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Manishewitz wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine & celebrate our good fortune." He hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a bit, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"The rabbi replies, "No I think I'll wait for the police"
Answers: A rabbi and a priest get into a terrible car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. The rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So u r a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."The priest replies, "I agree with u completely. This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continued, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Manishewitz wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine & celebrate our good fortune." He hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a bit, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"The rabbi replies, "No I think I'll wait for the police"
lol.. bad rabbi... bad.. lol
ha ha ha
ahahhaha i liked it good one:)
i dont get it!!! can u giv me an explanation?
lol
I like it better when its the old guys and the teenager...but still LOL
funny great joke
That is GREAT.
The Rabbi is going to try and pin it ont he priest. There is alcohol on his breath now!