Well...I thought it was funny...how about you?!
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A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano player playing up a Ragtime storm.
Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get him?
Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want.
Man: Can I try?
Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.
Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks.
* Ten thousand ducks appear *
Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS!
Barkeep: Did you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?
Answers: Pls star if you like it...thx.
A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano player playing up a Ragtime storm.
Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get him?
Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want.
Man: Can I try?
Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.
Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks.
* Ten thousand ducks appear *
Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS!
Barkeep: Did you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?
haha love it!!
lmfao,ha ha ha! lol
OK - I have heard worse -
A duck goes into a pub.
The barman asks the duck what he would like
The duck says Got any Bread
The barman says this is a pub we serve beer, what would you like.
The duck says Got any Bread
The barman says Iv'e just told you this is a pub we serve beer.
The duck says Got any Bread
The barman says if you ask me that once more I will nail your beak to the bar.
The duck says Got any Nails
The barman says NO that this is a pub we serve beer.
The duck says Got any Bread
Someone has beaten you to it on this one.
LOL LOL LOL LMAFO
lmao...good stuff
pretty old joke, still funny
I liked it!
that's cute!
I like it!
hehe...good for a chuckle
uhhh... I don't exactly get...lol
tht is FUNNY
Haha! Nice.
hahahhah that is funny star for you.
That joke is funny, but definietly old. I have heard it many times and many variations. But nice try!
:))) good one
That is humerious something that u tell at a cocktail party
uuuhhh...OK. i guess
i dont get it lol
******very good******
"could i borrow that lamp",
Kinda funny but not star funny
It's funny alright, but it would be funnier if it actually happened!
LOL. Yep! This is an Oldie, but Goodie ... and a Favorite of mine...hehe....
Thanks for the laugh, and you have a great day!
Laughs, starts singing "my patrona" ( "My Sharona"; get it?) Cute joke. Wait a minute, you're NOT patrona. Oh well.