Some bloke jokes?!
Question: After a date, a bloke and his date are driving home in his car when they get pulled over by the police.
'Have you been drinking, Sir' asks the policeman.
Suprised, the bloke says, 'To be honest, yes. But i was driving carefully. How could you tell?'
'Your driving was fine' says the policeman. 'It was the fat, ugly bird in the pasenger seat that gave you away'
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. 'How do you breathe through something so small?'
A bloke comes bursting through the door of his house screaming 'I've won the lottery! Pack your bags!'
'What should i pack?' his wife asks
He says 'I dont care, just get the f**k out of my house!'
Q. Why do blokes take showers instead of baths?
A. Because urinating in the bath is disgusting
Q. What did the right testicle say to the left testicle
A. I dont know, they were talking b@llocks
Answers: After a date, a bloke and his date are driving home in his car when they get pulled over by the police.
'Have you been drinking, Sir' asks the policeman.
Suprised, the bloke says, 'To be honest, yes. But i was driving carefully. How could you tell?'
'Your driving was fine' says the policeman. 'It was the fat, ugly bird in the pasenger seat that gave you away'
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. 'How do you breathe through something so small?'
A bloke comes bursting through the door of his house screaming 'I've won the lottery! Pack your bags!'
'What should i pack?' his wife asks
He says 'I dont care, just get the f**k out of my house!'
Q. Why do blokes take showers instead of baths?
A. Because urinating in the bath is disgusting
Q. What did the right testicle say to the left testicle
A. I dont know, they were talking b@llocks
lmao thanx for the chucklle
Great!!!
very good especially the first one
did you pay a lot for your christmas crackers ????
MMMmmm, I am quite sure you are capable of a lot better. but thanks for the points my friend. Regards;
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
pmsl very funny
lol
man! that was simply lol :]
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like m .lol