Paddy and Mick fancy dress?!
Question: A bloke holds a party where his guests are asked to come dressed as emotions.
The first guest arrives. He opens the door to see a man covered in green paint with the letters 'N' and 'V' on his chest.
'What have you come as?' he asks.
The bloke says 'Envy.'
A few minutes later, the next guest arrives. The host opens the door to see a woman dressed in a pink body stocking and a feather boa wrapped around her body.
'What are you dressed as?' he says.
'I'm tickled pink' she says.
5 minutes later, the doorbell rings. He opens the door, to see Paddy and Mick standing there naked, one with his manhood in a bowl of custard and the other with his manhood stuck in a pear.
Shocked, the host says 'What emotions are you supposed to be?'
Paddy replies, 'I'm f**cking discustard, and Mick has just come in despair'
Answers: A bloke holds a party where his guests are asked to come dressed as emotions.
The first guest arrives. He opens the door to see a man covered in green paint with the letters 'N' and 'V' on his chest.
'What have you come as?' he asks.
The bloke says 'Envy.'
A few minutes later, the next guest arrives. The host opens the door to see a woman dressed in a pink body stocking and a feather boa wrapped around her body.
'What are you dressed as?' he says.
'I'm tickled pink' she says.
5 minutes later, the doorbell rings. He opens the door, to see Paddy and Mick standing there naked, one with his manhood in a bowl of custard and the other with his manhood stuck in a pear.
Shocked, the host says 'What emotions are you supposed to be?'
Paddy replies, 'I'm f**cking discustard, and Mick has just come in despair'
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an old one but still funny
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hahaha.
That sucked
lol this was a good joke
very funny
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