An old wives tale?!
Question: Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Tommy to the doctor.
After the examination, the doctor said, "His unit (penis) is too small. An old wives' tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight."
The next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.
"Mom!" Tommy yells. "The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast."
"I know." said his mother. "The other ten are for your father."
Answers: Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Tommy to the doctor.
After the examination, the doctor said, "His unit (penis) is too small. An old wives' tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight."
The next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.
"Mom!" Tommy yells. "The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast."
"I know." said his mother. "The other ten are for your father."
lmao
there you go.. star foh yu again :D
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Very funny!! Go Mommy!!
lol...funny..another cracker from you.*
ah aha
XD
its humorous.
man that mama sure has a hard life :]
No laugh here, but I know joke people like it.
nice one i havnt heard that one before
Very funny
So you take white bread and make it darker and that makes his penis bigger. That's like saying to take a white man and make him act black and you won't notice the size of his penis.
wish I knew this........damn.....need to get some toast...going to the shop. by the way which kinda toast did the doc recommend?
hahaha star.
It might be too late for the father.
cute
LoL!!
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