Blonde's kids?!
Question: A blonde goes to the Jobcentre to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' the man asks.
'Ten,' says the blonde.
'Ten!' he replies.
'What are their names?'
'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'No.' says the blonde. 'It's great, because if they are out playing in the street i just have to shout, "Wayne, your dinner's ready" or "Wayne, go to bed now", and they all do it.'
'But what if you want to speak to them individually?' asks the man.
'Easy,' says the blonde, 'I just use their surnames.'
Answers: A blonde goes to the Jobcentre to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' the man asks.
'Ten,' says the blonde.
'Ten!' he replies.
'What are their names?'
'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'No.' says the blonde. 'It's great, because if they are out playing in the street i just have to shout, "Wayne, your dinner's ready" or "Wayne, go to bed now", and they all do it.'
'But what if you want to speak to them individually?' asks the man.
'Easy,' says the blonde, 'I just use their surnames.'
booooo! kidding, it's refreshing to hear a NEW blond joke since they have all been told 100 times! Well done!
Funny, and yet so true.
LOL!
rude
Haha.
FUNNY! WHERE DO U GET THOSE JOKES?!
Heard this joke 25 years ago, hasn't changed much. Only I used the name Johnie and used a souther accent to tell the joke.
Oh. Good one.
Lmao!
great story
lol good one mate
LOL...GOOD ONE!
Ha-Ha....very funny. xXx
hahahah...i didnt know this blonde joke but now i do and i have to say it is really funny!
lol! haha! =)
thats hilarious
lol,but my friend is a blonde,i just wont tell him that joke
Again--The blonde in me didn't get that for a second, when I did, I figure it's funny but not cute like the "disney land left" ones....But then, I'm just a blonde without a clue lol
With ten Waynes around will she have the time to talk to them individually.......?
hahahaha....funny
Bump
That is very funny lol
rotfl that was great and im a blond lol
Funny Lol!
Very good "Star"
ok then. lol
Really funny, nice one.