The weather forecast?!
Question: A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather for the remaining of the shoot. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "My TV is broken."
Answers: A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather for the remaining of the shoot. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "My TV is broken."
Excellent and funny.
hahahaha...clever old indian
Lol!! That is just hilarious! Thanks for the joke & Happy Holidays!
I liked that one.
COOL!
lol great
thats funny
indians going modern
you know
I like this one!
This one is hilarious. loved it.
LMAO! very good
lol
that was funny :D
funny. not racist to Indians either. it makes them look smart
Good joke,
But are the tv weather fore casts so correct, i wonder!
HAHAHA!!! Live ... and Learn! LOL.
Great joke!
...LOL!....=))
hahaha good1 !
funny
hehehe, him no silly indian then, pmsl hun
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