Post your favorite Chuck Norris facts!!!!!?!
Question: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. It's too bad that Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, he goes killing. Hunting implies potential failure.
Answers: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. It's too bad that Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, he goes killing. Hunting implies potential failure.
I do know that there are no true lesbians. Only women who haven't been with Chuck Norris. Also, when Chuck was a kid, he used to make HIS parents eat THEIR vegetables.
On the 6th day, God created Chuck Norris. On the 7th day, God rested. On the 8th day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God and took over.
There is no such thing as spontaneous human combustion, just people who look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes.
Helen Keller once had the ability to see and hear. Then she had sex with Chuck Norris.
He's married to a hot woman
You all realize that a book was recently published about Chuck Norris "Mythical Facts", and the publisher and writer are currently being sued by Chuck Norris?
Good luck with that.
Chuck Norris SUCKS!!!
Honestly, how many of you people ACTUALLY enjoyed his TV shows or movies when he was actually big for a reason?!
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass ... at night.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.