Quickie Quotes?!
Question: Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
An escalator never breaks . . . it only becomes stairs
When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
What will today's younger generation tell their children they had to do "without"?
If you're doing the speed limit, you're in the way.
18 out of 10 schizophrenics agree
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Bumper Sticker: Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you.
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.
One half of the world will never understand the other half and it
doesn't matter which half you're in.
No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can't hold it.
Answers: Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
An escalator never breaks . . . it only becomes stairs
When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
What will today's younger generation tell their children they had to do "without"?
If you're doing the speed limit, you're in the way.
18 out of 10 schizophrenics agree
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Bumper Sticker: Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you.
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.
One half of the world will never understand the other half and it
doesn't matter which half you're in.
No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can't hold it.
theres a lot of truths in that list
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Brilliant*****
those are some good quotes but what exactly is your question?
great stuff, I feel richer for reading it, Thanks.
the rich get richer the poor go broke!!!
Very funny and true for the most part.
ahh so true...
Some good ones here LOL The first one says it all
That was good. Thanks
funny
very good and true !!!
ohh those are very good and true hun, lol
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very good star4u
thats rubbish