Guinness................?!
Question: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. The Texan says "Yup" and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
Answers: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. The Texan says "Yup" and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
lmao star4u
Brilliant
WOOW
LMAO...fuckin_g great
best joke i've heard in a while. very good.
Nice one Rambling Rose, have you got any more
lol
Top of the mornin to ya...lol..
A joke any Irishman would be proud of. Unless of course he's an alcoholic. Then again, I'M an alcoholic and thought it was hilarious... :)
Wow Thats something....
another stupid irish joke
but what can you expect
Fantastic....are your fingers not hurting yet...
go on the irish!!!
Lol
WOW
Hell ya, thats what i m talking bout!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Great.
hahahaha practice does make perfect lol.....I am still training !!!
line them up ,i'll be there shortly
star
hehehe, bet i could do that, now i have a liking for it, pmsl
star time
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thats rubbish
sorry..i know this might sound stupid but i dont get it...