The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life?!
Question: 1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
Answers: 1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
an excellent package rose
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yes ok
clever
ha ha
lol! *STAR*
Haha. Good one.
LOL, I think you've already answered the question. Smarty pants! ;0P
oldybuttagoody
lol freakishly disgusting yeh
a bit rude but not enough to get your question removed but you have courage ,i will give you that. you must know what you can get away with as you have reached level 5 at a tremendous rate .i presume you don't work and have nothing better to do than sit at your computer all day
Haha!
Good one!!
I see there no mention of a boyfriend or husband!
see we are better off with out them! lol
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Those are good
Very funny!!
I like jokes like that! Any more??
hehehe i give you a gold star for that one..really funny
haha funny you and the fairy have both missed the tiler,who lays for a couple of weeks everytime,when he is doing her bathroom,uses cement with hardener,and grouts every where usually in white !!!
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Funny..your on a roll tonight!!
Rambling Rose strikes again!!!
still laughing...:)
ohh cheeky but very funny hun, pmsl
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at first i was like ooookay.......
but that was really funny. HAHA! a star for you.
Made me laugh, nice one.
Realy good
hahahaha..brilliant rose as usual.
star4u
thats rubbish