Is the coast clear?!
Question: The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"
The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"
The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"
The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"
Answers: The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"
The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"
The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"
The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"
lol, nice
HA HA What a blonde!
hahaha that is great!
Not bad! Ha Ha!
pretty good
funny
haha funny
she must have been a blond
phew, that was a close one, pmsl hun
star time
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he he he the mind is working overtime hohoho
Nice one, made me laugh.
lol
lmao...bet he is sweating lol
cheater cheater
i heard this one for the first time yesterday but its still funny star4u